Bob just announced that he was going to make bean soup. I got out onions, carrots, celery, bay leaves, and Savoy cabbage thinking that would be a good combination. When I turned around, there he was behind me wearing his bicycle helmet with the rear-view mirror. After I closed my mouth, I said, "Why do you need a bicycle helmet to make soup?" I was relieved when he answered, "I'm riding over to the store for a ham hock…". Tomorrow is our anniversary. We've been together nearly 30 years & it's never been boring.